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Squindles, for the category Craft in the Fallen London Hallowmas competition.

These candles provide the perfect ambience for your birthday party, romantic dinner, clandestine cell meeting or ritual sacrifice.

Improper usage of the product may result in feelings of impending doom, olfactory, auditory, or visual hallucinations, prophetic visions, cannibalism, male pregnancy, ennui, anterograde amnesia, abnormal growths, glossolalia, stigmata, spinelessness, eternal damnation, writer's block, prosopagnosia and megalomania. Move away from any buildings or populated areas if your candle burns for more than 7 hours. Do not consult a doctor, a priest, or a member of law enforcement. Do not ingest.
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