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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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petrodragonicapocalypse

anyone else learn to write in tolkien's elvish script when they were like 12, proceed to write 2+ years of diary entries in it and then almost entirely forget how to re-translate them? becos uhhh

petrodragonicapocalypse

help HELP NOOOOOOOOOOOO I just found this passage:

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Which translated into English script (phonetically accurate to mimic my pain upon reading this) reads:

"I hav becum obsessd with a consept noan as "jonlok"! its th hidn luv storee ov sherlok hoams and jon wotsun. thay are pure bois and I luv them"

FUCK FUCK KILL DIE FUCK

sylvanauctor

OP attained enlightenment at the age of twelve only to descend back into the gladiator pit of mortal cringe

tainbocuailnge
snapscube

everyone's saying it but yeah the new tumblr desktop layout is complete garbage lmao

yknow what i really can't fucking stand. how every social media now feels like it's designed for mobile first but then subsequently there is NO design for desktop and they just kinda slap a mobile interface onto a widescreen canvas and fill it with a solid color. like why is what feels like 60% of my dashboard just negative space on a 16:9 monitor. the entire thing is so fucking claustrophobic and just bunched together. use the space!!!! why are the timeline switcher tabs at the top of the screen getting cut off!!! you could fit all of them!!!

versegm
versegm

I do have to say it's quite incredible how every major social media collapsed at the exact same time. And I mean it makes sense it did since reddit is actively trying to imitate twitter (which is on fire) and tumblr is hurrying to imitate twitter and reddit (which are both on fire) but it is fucking bewildering to see these CEO so eager to copy something which very obviously does not work.